Category: Weird Golf

Strange stories from the world of golf.

Crazed Driver Plows SUV Through Golf Course

October 13, 2014 |  Category: Weird Golf
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Snake Swallows Golf Balls

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Here’s an x-ray of a snake that apparently mistook golf balls for eggs. The snake was found in a chicken coop, and weirdly, the coop owner brought it to a veterinarian for surgery.

March 21, 2014 |  Category: Weird Golf
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Teeing It Up On A Model’s Butt

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Stupidity is the operative word here.

The model now is apparently suing the golfer for $500,000 for negligence and battery.

As I said. Stupidity.

March 18, 2014 |  Category: Weird Golf
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Tiger Woods Impersonator Arrested

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Weird Golf Story of the Week

A Tiger Woods impersonator was arrested after allegedly threatening to send revealing photos of his girlfriend to her employers.

Cahn Oxelson, 42, is a Harvard Grad who works as the head of college counseling at the elite Horace Mann School. He apparently has spent a decade as a professional Tiger Woods impersonator.

I understand what an Elvis impersonator does. Why would someone pay a Tiger Woods impersonator?

February 15, 2014 |  Category: Weird Golf
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The Affordable Golf Club Act

Lots of strange notions get started on the internet, and The Affordable Golf Club Act is one of the strangest. Even stranger is that there are people who believe it. Enough, it seems, that the internet rumor site, Snopes, has dedicated a page to debunking the Affordable Golf Club Act.

Upon some reflection, the worst part of all is that we have a government whose day-to-day behavior makes something like this seem plausible.

Here’s the text, as it’s been making the rounds:

The Obama administration has passed a new law titled: “The Affordable Golf Club Act,” declaring that every citizen must purchase a new set of golf clubs before April 2014.

This law has been passed, because until now, typically only the wealthy or financially responsible have been able to purchase new golf clubs without the assistance of their government.

This new law ensures that every American can now have “affordable” golf clubs of their own, because everyone is equally entitled to new golf clubs. And if you want to keep the golf clubs you already have, you can do that, until April 2014.

These affordable golf clubs will cost from $1,000 to $3,000 each, depending on your income level. This does not include taxes, pull cart, electric cart fees, green fees, membership fees, balls, tees, gloves, range finders, storage fees, maintenance, or repair costs.

In order to make sure everyone participates and purchases their affordable golf clubs, the costs of owning golf clubs will increase 50% each year up to 400% by year 2018. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don’t want or can’t afford to maintain. People who can’t afford or refuse to maintain their golf clubs will be fined. However, children under the age of 26 can use their parents’ golf clubs until they turn 27, at which time they must purchase their own golf clubs.

If you don’t want or think you don’t need golf clubs, you are still required to buy them. If you refuse to buy a set or make claims that you can’t afford them, you will be fined $800 until you purchase a set or face imprisonment.

People living in farming areas, ghettos, inner cities, Wyoming, or areas with no access to golf courses are not exempt. Age, health, prior experience, or no experience are not acceptable excuses for not buying, maintaining, and using your golf clubs.

A government review board that doesn’t know the difference between a hook and a slice will decide everything. This includes when, where, how often, and for what purposes you can use your golf clubs, along with how many people can ride in your golf cart. The board will also determine if participants are too old or not healthy enough to be able to use their golf clubs.

They will also decide if your golf clubs have outlived their usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories, like a range finder with slope adjustment, or a newer and more expensive set of golf clubs.

Those who can afford memberships at expensive golf country clubs will be required to buy memberships. If you are already a member and you like your membership, you can keep your membership. After April 2014, a different country club will be assigned for you to purchase a membership at.

Government officials are exempt from this new law, as they and their families and some of their friends and a few of their friends’ friends can obtain golf clubs at taxpayers’ expense.

January 30, 2014 |  Category: Weird Golf
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Is This The Greatest Golf Shot Ever?

If this isn’t the greatest amateur golf shot ever caught on film, I don’t know what would be.

December 6, 2013 |  Category: Weird Golf
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Is Your Caddy A Llama?

Found this rather strange photo the other day:

September 9, 2013 |  Category: Weird Golf
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