Graveyard Golf & Other Stories

It’s written by a guy named “Vampyre Mike Kassel”.  Here’s an excerpt:

It was a sultry Boston summer night. The air was chewy, the bogs over-friendly, and if you cloosed your eyes and listened real hard, you could almost hear the mildew growing under your armpits. I was sitting on the front porch, knocking back a few six pax from ny good buddies and fellow drop-outs from realith, T.H. Bismark and Peter Shean. We were talking abotu the odl days, makin’ ‘em up as we went along, when Peter turned to T.H. and said “Y’know what I coudl really go for tonight? A quick eighteen holes of graveyard golf.”

Halloween Golf Balls.

Cute.

Toddler Future Golfer

I want one like this for me. Except I’d add the scary golf ball mask.

Ghoulish Golf Set

My neighbor always has some sort of game set up for the trick or treaters ... they have to toss a beanbag in a bucket or somesuch in order to get a prize. This might be a good idea for my yard.

Golf Ball Face Costume Mask

For years, I’ve wanted my wife to make a pair of knickers for me to play golf in. This mask would look really cool as a part of a costume that includes the knickers and an argyle sweater.