Category: Humor
A place for golf jokes and humorous golf stories. If you know of any funny jokes that you would like to contribute, contact The Editor.
Golf In The Dark
Tiger Woods meets Stevie Wonder in a bar and the get to talking about golf.
“I’m a great golfer,” Stevie says. “I never lose a match.”
“I don’t understand,” Tiger says. “How do you know where to hit the ball?”
“Its easy,” Stevie said. “My caddie goes out to the middle of the fairway and shouts my name. I just hit it toward the sound. And when I get on the green, he kneels down next to the hole, puts his mouth near the cup and calls my name. I can tell from the sound how to line up, and how hard to hit it. I never lose.”
“That’s amazing,” said Tiger. “But I don’t believe you.”
“O.K., “ says Stevie. “How about we play a match for $100,000 dollars.”
“You’re on,” Tiger says. “When do we play?”
“Any night next week.”
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Remote Control Golf Cart
My kids have several remote control cars that they run around the house. Finally, someone has one for dad.
Trick Questions
A man and his wife are lying in bed, reading books when she asks one of those trick questions.
“Darling. If I died, would you get married again?”
He thought for a moment and said “Well, I suppose I would. We’ve been very happy, and I’m sure you would want me to be happy again.”
“Well, would you let her wear my clothes?”
He thought and said. “You have impeccable taste. It would be a shame to let those clothes go to waste.”
“And would you let her play with my golf clubs?”
“Of course not. She’s left handed.”
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Halloween Golf Set
This Halloween golf set includes four 23” plastic clubs, four standard size plastic golf balls and six 13 1/2” corrugated plastic Halloween character markers printed on one side. Includes metal stakes for outdoor use.
