Category: Humor
A place for golf jokes and humorous golf stories. If you know of any funny jokes that you would like to contribute, contact The Editor.
The Scotsman’s Christmas Golf Wishes
The Scotsman has a funny list of Christmas Wishes for the golf world. One sample:
To Rory Sabbatini: A brain
A South African by birth, a Texan by inclination and a complete dope by almost every other measure, Sabbatini last week withdrew from the Tiger Woods-hosted Target Challenge in California 18 short of the required 72 holes. Complaining of shin splints, he then made off in a Buick-provided courtesy car, the $170,000 last place cheque presumably tucked snugly into his back pocket.
Later that day, a similar vehicle was found abandoned outside a lap-dancing bar near LAX airport. Just a coincidence, I’m sure.
Tiger Putts Baby Into Diaper
Hole In One Off The Water Tower
Surely, this is the only hole-in-one off a water tower.
Squirrel Attacks Bag
A photo from today’s round. I was out testing a couple of new clubs I got from Golf Research In Play when the savage beast attacked my bag.
Classic Golf Comedy Sketch
A classic golf comedy sketch with Dean Martin, Bing Crosby and Dom Deluise.
