Manpacks is a subscription service that will deliver fresh t shirts, socks and underwear to your door every three months.

There are just SO many things I could say about this, I don’t even know where to start.

But I will mention a theory some of the guys in my college dorm had about underwear—that you can wear it four times before washing it: frontwards, backwards, inside frontwards, and inside backwards. Needless to say, this was from guys without girlfriends.

I spend a not-inconsiderable amount of time each day cleaning out spam from my blog’s comments. Mostly, they’re just stupid, but occasionally, the fractured English written by the poor peasants in the Indian and Chinese spam farms is hilarious. Like this one:

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It reminds me a bit of the now legendary video game message “All Your Base Are Now Belong To Us.”

The message then was followed with a url for an overseas site selling Viagra. I can’t believe that—given the way the Chinese put lead in kids toys—that anyone would think they could get a decent medicine from them. At the very least, it won’t actually work. At worst ...

I’ve decided to take a big step in my life and announce to the world that I have an addiction:

Golf Shirts.

This is just half of my “collection.”