The Onion is one of the funniest publications on the planet. And now they’ve taken a shot at Michelle Wie.

Michelle Wie Announces Plans To Compete In LPGA Tournament

HONOLULU—In an announcement that has rocked the world of professional golf, longtime men’s golfer Michelle Wie said Monday that she is…

I’m going to award myself the Ridiculous Golf IDEA of the week award.

Nintendo should pay a certain female golfer named Michelle to endorse their new game machine.

It’d be the Michelle Wii.

A guy told me this joke on the course:

After a very bad round, a golfer threw his clubs into a pond and then loudly threatened to jump in and drown himself.

“Don’t worry,” said his Caddy. “I know he can’t keep his head down long enough to do any good.”

I have been watching the IT Crowd, a hilarious British sitcom about an IT Department on YouTube.

It also turns out that Bogey Pro Golf, which produces a line of stuff for bad golfers has a great television ad there.

Hat Tip: BogeyLounge

Tonight, my four year old told me that he wanted a driver on his head.

Like much of what he says, that didn’t make much sense, so I began to ask him ask him a seriesof questions to see if I could figure out what he was talking about: “Do you want to go for a bike ride?,” I asked, thinking that he wanted to put on his helmet.

“No,” he said. “A driver!”

“Do you mean a car ride?”

“No!, not a car ride.”

Finally, growing exasperated with me, he put a hand on his head and began saying “Buzz Buzz"."

“Aha,” I said, finally understanding. “You want a haircut.” He wanted me to drive the clippers over his head. That made some sense. His hair was a bit long.

He nodded and ran off to get his haircutting stool. I went to get the electric clippers.

When I got back, his face lit up and he pointed at the clippers.

“That’s the one,” he said. “That’s the TaylorMade Driver.”

I think there may be too much golf in our house.