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You Might Live In Michigan ...

December 28, 2012

I got this from a Facebook friend:

  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Michigan.

  • If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t even work there, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you’ve worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Michigan.

  • If “vacation” means going anywhere North of Grand Rapids for the weekend, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Michigan.

  • If the speed limit on the highway is 70 mph -you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Michigan.

  • If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Michigan.

  • If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Michigan.

    To which I might add

  • If you can’t drive ten minutes without passing a golf course, you may live in Michigan.

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