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Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

December 30, 2007

This was just emailed to me. I have no idea whether or not it’s really a Letterman Top Ten list, but it is funny.

David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex :
10.  A below par performance is considered damn good.
9.  You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8.  It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
7.  Foursomes are encouraged.
6.  You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5.  Three times a day is possible.
4.  Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
3.  If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.
2.  You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

And the number one reason why golf is better than sex ..

1.  If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

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  • Plus, thers always a new model to try.

    Posted by ロゴ on 01/06

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