Trick Questions

November 4, 2004

A man and his wife are lying in bed, reading books when she asks one of those trick questions.

“Darling. If I died, would you get married again?”

He thought for a moment and said “Well, I suppose I would. We’ve been very happy, and I’m sure you would want me to be happy again.”

“Well, would you let her wear my clothes?”

He thought and said. “You have impeccable taste. It would be a shame to let those clothes go to waste.”

“And would you let her play with my golf clubs?”

“Of course not. She’s left handed.”

For more golf jokes, see the humor category.

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