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Golf Joke: Tiger At The Masters
During the first round of the Masters, Tiger’s playing partners, Mark O’Meara and Sean O’Hair both notice that he has a pair of women’s thongs protruding from his left sleeve. Not wanting to see their friend become the target of even more media ridicule, they take Tiger aside after Flowering Peach (the third hole).
“Tiger,” O’Meara says. “I don’t know if you realize it, but you’ve got some bimbo’s thongs stuck to your sleeve.”
Tiger just laughed. “Oh, it’s ok.” he said. “I’m on the patch.”
I just made this up, so if its not funny, I’m entirely to blame. It’s modified from another joke I heard:
Two rednecks are speeding while drinking and driving down a country road. A state trooper pulls them over.
“Quick,” Jimbo says to Billy Bob. “Pull a couple of labels off those beer bottles.”
Jimbo does, and Billy Bob slaps one on his shoulder.
The Trooper steps up to the car. “You boys been drinking?” he asks.
“It’s ok, officer,” said Billy Bob as he pulled up his sleeve. “I’m on the patch.”
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Hmmm, I think I’ve heard funnier! On the other hand, you have to admit the whole Tiger Woods debacle lends itself to joke upon joke. Too bad they’re all at the expense of his wife and children (could care less about Tiger, given what he has done).
Posted by liz on 03/26
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