I'm starting to make my Christmas List and thought I'd add some golf movies to it. Here's my list of the top golf movies. Do you have any to add?

1. Dead Solid Perfect
2. Tin Cup
3. Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius 
4. Follow The Sun
5. Bagger Vance
6. Caddyshack
7. A Gentleman's Game
(and, a far, far distant 8)
8. Happy Gilmore.

Actually, I don't want Happy Gilmore. I despise Adam Sandler. I guess it's my age, but I don't find him funny.

To paraphrase Yogi Berra, "Golf is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical." I know that I can shave 5 to 7 strokes off my score if I play a disciplined, mentally tough game of golf. Here is one man's list of the best golf books for improving your mental game.

USA today reports that a golfer hit two holes in one in the same day. The odds: 67 million to one.

I hit my one and only hole in one a couple of years ago. It was one of the ugliest shots I've ever hit. I topped a tee shot, and the ball hopped, skipped and jumped 160 yards to the hole. I was almost embarassed to claim it.

A man and his wife are lying in bed, reading books when she asks one of those trick questions.

“Darling. If I died, would you get married again?”

He thought for a moment and said “Well, I suppose I would. We’ve been very happy, and I’m sure you would want me to be happy again.”

“Well, would you let her wear my clothes?”

He thought and said. “You have impeccable taste. It would be a shame to let those clothes go to waste.”

“And would you let her play with my golf clubs?”

“Of course not. She’s left handed.”

For more golf jokes, see the humor category.