Curse of the Dead Horse

My golf game is cursed.

The most recent manifestation occurred this last week, when I went to the par 4 18th with an 81 on my scorecard. Par would be terrific; bogey still good; even a triple would finish a very satisfying round.

I topped the tee shot and went on to score a ten.

I trace the origins of the curse back to my first round of golf.

I had told a friend of mine that I was interested in playing the game, and he insisted on taking me out to a course near his boyhood home -- the course on which he had learned to play the game. Its an old, but very nice course in rural Michigan. Nine holes: eight par fours and a par three.

When we got to the clubhouse, Frank, the owner/operator took our money and then said: "Watch out for the dead horse on the first tee."

Not knowing all the ins and outs of golf lingo, I just assumed that a "dead horse" was some sort of golfing term.

Until I walked down the hill to the tee. And there, sprawled out between the markers was a dead horse.

The poor beast had apparently wandered from its corral out onto the nearby road where it had been struck by a Dodge Pickup (a piece of the grille was embedded in its side). The force of the impact had split the horse wide open, but it somehow had managed to stagger thirty yards or so to the tee, dragging its entrails behind it.

There wasn't anything to do but tee up between parts of the dead horse.

I topped the ball. And shot a 60 on the first nine.

Even worse: when we swung around for our second nine, the critter was still there. But by now, the corpse had started to ripen in the sun. The smell was horrible.

We teed up on the dead horse again. And I topped the ball again. And shot a 70 on the second nine.

Since then, my game has vastly improved. I'm a 17 handicap and can get on streaks where I play very good golf, indeed. But always, lurking in the background, is Curse Of The Dead Horse. Just when I think things are going my way, I top a shot and my game falls apart.

I've started to consider getting an exorcist. The Curse may be the only thing between me and breaking 80.

July 21, 2004 |  Category: Commentary
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Brush-Ts Revisited: A Review


Brush Tee - 3 Pack



Brush Tee - 3 Pack

I’ve used the Brush-T for about 20 rounds now, and I have to say I like them. While they won’t fix a slice or a power outage, I think they do help in two areas:

First, I think they encourage me to use a sweeping motion with the club. When swinging, I have an image in my mind of "brushing" the ball off the top of the bristles.

Second, the ball is teed at at consistent height. I think this also promores better drives, since the ball is hitting the face on the same spot each time.

The result: I believe that my tee shots are more consistent, particularly with my three wood, which I hit long and straight. My driver still hits a high fade, but its a very consistent high fade.

There’s a lot to be said for consistency.

Overall: Recommended.

July 20, 2004 |  Category: Gadgets
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Poulter Channels Austin Powers

Ok. So he didn't win. But Ian Poulter's Austin Powers pants make for the best picture from the Open Championship.
July 19, 2004 |  Category: Commentary
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The Clicking of Cuthbert Chapter 9

This is the 9th in my series of Saturday Golf Breakfast Serials: Chapter Nine of P.G. Wodehouse's "The Clicking of Cuthbert" Wodehouse is a marvelously funny writer, and I find his golf stories particularly refreshing and light hearted. The copyright on this has expired, but you can buy it at Amazon.

Continued...

July 17, 2004 |  Category: Saturday Serials
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KZG Golf’s Gemini Driver

I've been making and repairing golf clubs longer than I've been playing. I got started when a golfer friend of mine brought me a club and asked if I could replace the broken shaft (I have a reputation as a handy guy). No problem. Since then, I've built every club I've played. Most have come from Golfsmith or Golfworks. But other companies offerings are always tempting me. One is KZG golf. I've not actually tried them because they only sell through their dealer network, but their products are interesting. One new product is the dual-faced Gemini Driver. What makes it so interesting is that it features a second face plate behind the forged and heat-treated titanium face which the manufacturer claims adds greater stability and rigidity, and creates a huge sweet spot.
July 16, 2004 |  Category: Club Making
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