23 reviews
Sales Rank: 94686

Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, Dvd-video, Ntsc
Language: English (Original Language)
Rating: R (Restricted)
Number Of Items: 1
Running Time: 82
Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
Dimensions (in): 7.1 x 5.4 x 0.6

UPC: 736991482593
EAN: 0736991482593
ASIN: B00009WVRZ

Theatrical Release Date: May 2002
Release Date: September 9, 2003
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Shipping: Expedited shipping available
Shipping: International shipping available
Condition: Complete with original disc(s), artwork, and case. In stock and ships right now!

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So Bad it's Good! April 6, 2004
1 out of 3 found this review helpful

I really tried to like this movie, but the lack of acting skills, special effects and plot, made this movie hard to swallow. I gave it every opportunity to redeem itself, but this has to be the worst movie ever made. I am even ashamed to show it to my friends as a joke. Next time I want to waste my time, I'll sit down and watch old episodes of My Little Pony istead of watchin The Greenskeeper again.

1 out of 5 stars

the greenskeeper hu? April 3, 2004
0 out of 3 found this review helpful

well its an ok movie, thought the tennis guy was a little lame, he acts so gay, john rocker did alot better then i expected,but, don't give up pitching. Larry and Eric should have had more screen time. overall its an OK movie. would not buy it but i did burn a copy from a friend

1 out of 5 stars

Biggest Waste of Money Ever October 25, 2003
4 out of 6 found this review helpful

This has got to be THE largest waste of time in history! I cannot belive that anyone would have invested money to make this film in the first place. This life sucking film will destroy 80 minutes of your life that would be better spent stabbing your eyes out with a pencil. That Steve guy who is in the film probably has never acted a day in his sorry life and John Rocker only gets about 1 minute of total movie time. If you are really looking for a way to spend the twenty dollars that this movie costs, please light your twenty on fire and watch the joy of combustion! I promise it will be more fun and entertaining.

5 out of 5 stars

How have I lived before seeing this movie? October 15, 2003
0 out of 2 found this review helpful

Loved it. John Rocker, Steve Rickman, Larry Wachs and even Eric Von Hessler were excellent. I have never seen anyone give the finger as well as Eric. And Steve, that tennis scene where he met his demise, those yeah c'mons sent chills down my spine. Larry, I almost believed he was the milkman. I don't know what to say about John. The scenes he was in were the best of the whole movie. I highly recommend it.

5 out of 5 stars

Highly Recommended September 26, 2003
2 out of 4 found this review helpful

Wow! What a film. This film is a breath of fresh air compared to other horror films in the last couple of years. The Milkman is probably my favorite character of all. YOU MUST BUY THIS FILM!!!

Oh yeah, and F-You Steve!!