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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell | 
 enlarge | Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Citadel Press
Category: Book
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Rating:  280 reviews
Sales Rank: 202
Media: Paperback
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 288
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.6
Dimensions (in): 8.2 x 5.4 x 1
ISBN: 0806527285
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7
EAN: 9780806527284
ASIN: 0806527285
Publication Date: January 1, 2006
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Product Description
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?" "Thank you, thank you, thank youfor sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say screw the system and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, What Would Tucker Do?and I do it, and I am a better man for it." "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I dont believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "Ill stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. Youre an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." "You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
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 Piss your pants funny! October 13, 2008
This book was amazing, I couldnt put it down. Its crazy funny. Its full of stories some so crude and ridiclous you cant help but laugh, some that made me stop and say hey ive been there. Anyway I would highly recomend this book.
 A couple Funny stories October 12, 2008
I bought this book at the airport this weekend after scanning over the first couple of pages. I will admit I was laughing and entertained for the first 10 pages or so. The sexual humor was right up my alley. I'm somewhat of a sexist, somewhat immature for my age (25) and like to party. I've partied everywhere, with all kinds of people and I am a living legend in many cities and social groups across the country.
However, being a drunk is one thing, but Tucker is a mean drunk. Tucker is "that guy" that is obnoxious, offensive and should be avoided when you see him out. He has a good sense of humor, to an extent, however, his lack of disrespect for women and those in authority was too much for me. He gives spoiled white boys like me a bad name. If you see this book, pick it up, read the first two chapters then put it down. If you read anymore you will begin to see him for who he really is: a pretentious, narcissist with severe anti-social personality traits. Kind of reminds of the narrator in American Psycho. It's not worth your money.
 crude and stupid, yes. Funny? Not so much October 9, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
Tucker Max admits he's a jerk but he somehow thinks recounting endless vomiting sessions, discussing the many times he's acted like a shallow, abusive pig, and relaying the details of his bodily fluid excretions is worth a book. There are a few funny bits _ the Breathalyzer one at the beginning comes to mind _ but it all gets tedious really fast. It's frat-boy trash humor by a pampered kid who thinks he's being cute or profound, or something. You want to grab this idiot by the throat, shake him and say: "Grow up and care about someone else!" That said, maybe the book goes down better after a few shots of Jaegermeister. Better yet, save your money for the booze.
An easy 5 stars...... October 4, 2008
Hilarious and entertaining. Too crude for my taste at times, but 90% of the time I apprecaite Tucker Max's sense of humor. I must have laughed out loud at least 30 times reading this piece of work...definitely one of my favorite books I've read in the last few years.
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell October 1, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
Outragiously funny, but morally wrong. This guy is truly a bad person (It even says so repetedly in the book) but, some of the stories are so funny. My roomies and I couldn't stop laughing. If you're a guy- you'll love it. If not, well, it's a good read.
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