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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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Author: Chelsea Handler
Publisher: Bloomsbury USA
Category: Book

List Price: $14.95
Buy New: $7.99
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Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars 214 reviews
Sales Rank: 52

Media: Paperback
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 213
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
Dimensions (in): 8.2 x 5.4 x 0.8

ISBN: 1582346186
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7
EAN: 9781582346182
ASIN: 1582346186

Publication Date: June 6, 2005
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days

Also Available In:

  • Audio CD - My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
  • Audio CD - My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
  • Audio CD - My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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Editorial Reviews:

Product Description
In this raucous collection of true-life stories, actress and comedian Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.



Customer Reviews:   Read 209 more reviews...

5 out of 5 stars Really funny   August 21, 2008
It isn't often that I find a book that makes me laugh so much that I couldn't take it anywhere. I also felt obligated to read parts of it aloud to anyone in my family who was nearby. I read the one-star reviews and can only conclude that they actually want to read literature. This isn't it. This is about a girl with no morals who knows it and doesn't care and has a way with words. She rats out herself and her family, which has some mild shock value as well. Really worth it. I want to buy a copy for everybody I know.


5 out of 5 stars Funniest Book Ever.   August 18, 2008
This is hands down the funniest book I've ever read. Her writing style just oozes creativity. She has a keen observational skill that is just gut-bustingly funny. She's definitely a head above all others. I'm dying to start reading the second book!


5 out of 5 stars Hillarious   August 18, 2008
Very funny, there were times when I literally laughed out loud. If you like her tv show, get her books.


5 out of 5 stars What a funny book!!   August 15, 2008
 0 out of 1 found this review helpful

This is a hilarious book!! I love every short story she told. Chelsea is really honest about herself in this book. She puts all her craziness out there for people to enjoy it. It is and easy read. Too bad I haven't heard great things about the book that follows this one. However, this book displays well her comedy skills.


4 out of 5 stars Entertaining   August 12, 2008
Though the book was not laugh out loud funny, it was very entertaining and tough to put down. It's definitely worth a read for those who enjoy humourous tales involving drinking and relationships.

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